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[Hey Jim 2]

yeah man...

That's the stuff right there. :D

[Pico's Brother]

Nice one Red

Better than most Hollywood I see these days. :)

[Wolf]

I'll give it to ya

That was pretty funny, and it does exploit a Grimm grey area I've always wondered about.
Why didn't Red Riding Hood get all up in Wolfie's face? Srsly? I've told girlies I was going to eat them alive, and they never took it lying down. :)

[The Learnies! Episode 1]

This was pretty funny

Teletubbies gone horribly wrong.

btw

APHEX TWIN!!!!

[Pot Jam 2 - Whirlguy]

Awesome 420 submissheeon

Exactly what I needed to look at...right now.

Whirlguy responds:

At your service

[Larkmart - Tires]

You know I've watched the predecessors...

but you've achieved a new level of disturbing here, and much like that zombie bitch ice queen Martha Stewart, it's a good thing. :)

aasimpy responds:

hmmmm.... and ice queen. i might have to work that into one of these. glad you're enjoying the horror!

[G.I.N.A part 2]

the mediocre scoring is kind of amazing to me

I mean...clearly a ton of work went into this, and it brought back a lot of fond memories of Ralph Bakshi stuff. I think people need to lighten up. If big tits, zombies, and guns don't work for you, what can I say...that's your loss. I say, "Nice work."

[Girlchan in Paradise Ep3]

Yeah...

ep two is still my favorite, but this was pretty funny stuff.

Ultra nice touches :
1. swapping American names for Japanese food.
2. the mysterious smog covering up Yusuke's mouth.
3. Yusuke falling down the stairs.
4. The fact that you jokers know the difference between eukaryotic and prokaryotic.

Well done.

[Charmander and Squirtle]

I should totally hate this..

but I don't.

Something to share with my therapist.

:D

[Sellout - LordOfTheRings]

Dear God SirJeff

You are the Jedi master of Hollywood douchebaggery. Spot on. The Seque army just killed so hard I shot Cabernet through my nose. 10 for that alone.

:)

sirjeffofshort responds:

Haha, thanks... although you haven't seen the extent of our Hollywood douchbaggery yet... keep an eye out for future episodes.