doctormario's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Africa Dudes]

Well

I would give this a 0, because it wasn't remotely funny...at all. Whoever wrote this thing must reside in a parallel universe where the act of watching paint dry is considered a comedy sensation.

So why the 10, you ask?

Well gentlemen... for creating probably the greatest single fanboy review orgy I've ever seen. Watching them shine this turd, and suck you off, is better than any joke any of us could ever hope to write. :]

Stamper responds:

as i was reading this comment it started getting blurry and i refused to adjust my eyes to focus on the rest of it. i dunno what was going through my head, but it was almost like i was tricking myself to pretend to finish reading it by scanning my eyeballs across blurry shit just to get to the end

thanks for the 10

[Entertainment]

hmmm

I'm gonna have to disagree with the 15 year old logicians that have been trolling this thread. Brain washing is an inaccurate word, but the resulting effect is all too similar. A better term might be, "acceptance through apathy and z-list celebrity worship". We're all very lazy, y'know. I found your flash pretty spot on, because people generally make me want to induce vomiting, and so do their likes, and dislikes. I hate them. They smell bad.

Great flash.

akoRn responds:

thx. different ppl hav different opinion, so i wont blame u if u disagree

['Kite']

It's very nice work

though...I must admit, I thought for sure the run away kite was going to impale the bird, especially when it went to 3 screens, and get super depressing. I'm glad you didn't go there. :]

Pierson responds:

Haha, yeah im kinda glad I didnt go there either, things could have definitely taken a turn for the worst! Cheers for watching!

[Mastermind 5]

Y'know...

I've been watching these since the first one, and this one is every bit as pretty, well animated, and voice acted as the others. I still prefer MM4 the most, and I think the reason why, has to do with the tempo issues that others have brought up. It's great to cater to the ADHD crowd, but this just seemed too hasty.

The-Swain responds:

It was short and the ending was only a second or two long, other than that I don't see any difference.

[Traaaansform!]

bwa ha ha

That was pretty short, but funny. As a collector of transformable robots, I've often wondered how the occupant would fare during a transformation. Usually poorly. :)

Seriously, that was the best laugh I've had off of NG all day. Congratulations.

QuasimodoxArt responds:

Thanks! :)

[Goremaster Ep.1]

This was done very well...

and I like it, plenty. I'd love to see you put a little more distance between you and the Doc Hammer formula. We've all seen what's on his mind. It's cool. I'm a Venture Bros. crack addict too, and there's always room for violence. Still, I think you've fashioned some interesting characters, and to some extent the world they live in, in a consistent humorous voice. Trust me. Just do it your way. :)

CaptainHicks responds:

Yeah it's kind of a challenge to write stuff like this without directly ripping off the Venture Bros, haha. Thanks for your input!

[Dual Arms Verbatim Part 1]

Quite the grand scale

I would love to see this project attacked by a team of people, to really pull off the scope of this thing in your head. Don't get me wrong...it's pretty amazing, regardless. Yeah, the characters and animation could be a bit tighter, but still, for one person, it's pretty creative.

I would cheerfully watch another installment. :)

RPGsrok responds:

Oh, would I love to have a team of people attack this vision of mine... I certainly haven't had the opportunity to really direct as a director should, but even with this vid I've gotten an offer or two from generous people who've wanted to help out, so having a team behind my next animation is not at all farfetched.

Thanks for reviewing!

[Nicolas Cage Wants Cake]

alright Harry

I love your stuff. It's animated brilliantly, as usual, but this subject matter is freakishly beneath you. I'm sure it will hibernate, much like a gummy bear in a human colon, on the NG front page for a good week or two.

HappyHarry responds:

Man, can't a guy take a day off from being awesome once in a while?