doctormario's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Drunk Science]

Short but sweet

I had a good time watching this....which has become more of a rare NG experience lately.

I do drunk science all day.

( x _ x ) o O (hiccup)

[Africa Dudes]

Well

I would give this a 0, because it wasn't remotely funny...at all. Whoever wrote this thing must reside in a parallel universe where the act of watching paint dry is considered a comedy sensation.

So why the 10, you ask?

Well gentlemen... for creating probably the greatest single fanboy review orgy I've ever seen. Watching them shine this turd, and suck you off, is better than any joke any of us could ever hope to write. :]

Stamper responds:

as i was reading this comment it started getting blurry and i refused to adjust my eyes to focus on the rest of it. i dunno what was going through my head, but it was almost like i was tricking myself to pretend to finish reading it by scanning my eyeballs across blurry shit just to get to the end

thanks for the 10

[300 Revisited]

well...

I've seen worse. That being said, it must be a real slow day in the portal.

Stick with it.

BmacDelete responds:

it was a very slow day in the portal.

[Minecraft Pals]

well...

I have no idea what minecraft is all about, but I have a better idea now. This was still pretty funny, despite my ignorance. :)

[Awesome Reach]

Yep.

That's pretty much what happened to me last night with my "friends".

[electric orb]

You know...

I really liked this. It had some neat visuals, and the soundtrack was right there with The Residents. That's a good thing. If you don't know them, look them up. Replay button is essential for future things. It's annoying. Regardless, I think you're headed where somewhere interesting. :)

[Madness: Guilt Trip]

Loved it.

I am not an uber-fanboy of the Madness, so it was really nice to see some people do something way different with it. :)

[Entertainment]

hmmm

I'm gonna have to disagree with the 15 year old logicians that have been trolling this thread. Brain washing is an inaccurate word, but the resulting effect is all too similar. A better term might be, "acceptance through apathy and z-list celebrity worship". We're all very lazy, y'know. I found your flash pretty spot on, because people generally make me want to induce vomiting, and so do their likes, and dislikes. I hate them. They smell bad.

Great flash.

akoRn responds:

thx. different ppl hav different opinion, so i wont blame u if u disagree

['Kite']

It's very nice work

though...I must admit, I thought for sure the run away kite was going to impale the bird, especially when it went to 3 screens, and get super depressing. I'm glad you didn't go there. :]

Pierson responds:

Haha, yeah im kinda glad I didnt go there either, things could have definitely taken a turn for the worst! Cheers for watching!

[Starbarians Teaser]

Shit man...

Looks good to me. Love to see where this is headed. Kinda makes Nick Cage and his cakes seem out of their league. :) That's a good thing.